welcome 2 ye olde Mortonium-Emporium®™©
(the conflagration of my (john d morton) world gift giving thoughts)

Alas, poor Yorick . . .
in business over 100 years (in 2111)
Ye Olde Shoppe Keeper, John D Morton, is meditating on the plastic arts!!
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Sad
still sad about 911

Professional punkster, John Morton, late of the Electric Eels, takes on the web site design in his ty

pical

it's mortonian !
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welcome to John D. Morton 's "The Mortonium Emporium where fine gift giving has been a tradition for over 100 years (in 2111)
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John Morton, founder of the nascent proto proto-punk, Cleveland's own Electric Eels 's welcomes you to mortonia.com from whence all things mortonian emanate!!
John D. Morton, founder of the nascent proto proto-punk, Cleveland's own Electric eels 's welcomes you to mortonia.com from whence all things mortonian emanate!!